lvcygraybaird:

‘It is my constitutional god given right to eat at this Cheesecake Factory!’

crystalsandcatnip:

cool-dad:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

i watch this and think “oh how prett-OH WOW” every single time

i wanna adopt them as my grandmas

(via lvcygraybaird)

unfriendly-trender:

okiitos:

okiitos:

When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

Found the picture that was on the sweater

You’re right that sweater kicked ass

(via lvcygraybaird)

prisonsentience:

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

(via thebootydiaries)

rubyvroom:

stonelionhearts:

one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+

(via hotboyproblems)